Jokes that paean the Pinoy Accent

1. Use BE COOL and I’LL BUY in a sentence.



…The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I’LL BUY, BE COOL.



2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.



…(phone rings)…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?



3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.



…Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.



4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.



…If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.



5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.



…You can order that medicine over DECANTER.



6. Use DELETION in a sentence.



…The balat of DELETION is crispy.



7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.



…Who baked all DESPISE?



8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.



…I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the picnic.



Good if you can understand. God help you if I have to explain it.