In response to Sorianists who think I'm the guy who made the comparison, I have opted to post the entire thing. This is actually circulating among Catholic Apologists. Though there are funny stuff in it, there are grains of truth as well.
Ecce (Latin: Behold) Papa v. Mama:
PAPA vs MAMA
PAPA : IMPORTED
MAMA: dalaga pa daw
PAPA: GERMAN SHEPERD
MAMA: asong kalye
PAPA: INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY
MAMA: INTERNATIONAL FUGITIVE
PAPA: highly educated, with various doctorate degrees
MAMA: high school only, did not pinis 3rd year high
PAPA: well known
MAMA: wanted by the police
PAPA: popular with the crowd
MAMA: avoids the crowd , NBI, POLICE AND INTERPOL
PAPA: PROFESSOR/teacher GERMANY's TOP UNIVERSITY-MANGANGARAL
PAPA: favorite drink- MOMPO-red wine
MAMA: coke in bottle with STRAW!!
PAPA: VERY POOR NO ASSESTS
MAMA; VERY RICH, PIGGERY, LUMPIA FACTORY,beach resort, WATER
STATION, SPACE STATION ,GAS STATION, and ELISORIA MALL
PAPA: favorite musical instrument- GRAND PIANO
MAMA : "organ"
PAPA: TALENT- class A CONCERT PIANIST
MAMA: singer: favorite "paper roses" "I want you to know i'm a
PAPA: OTHER TALENT- writer par execellance
MAMA: salamankero, and story telling par execellance
PAPA: sports- once a footballer
MAMA: PINAKAMALAYONG DURA- WORLD GUINESS HOLDER - 10 MTRS.
PAPA: HEAD OF STATE
MAMA: no state- tago ng tago
PAPA: FAVORITE PAST TIME- PLAY THE PIANO-MOZART AND BACH
MAMA: cross stich, cooking, DRESS MAKING (ME PAGAWAAN NG PANTY)
PAPA: RATED AS : GENIUS
MAMA: NOT AVAILABLE - NEVER MIND
PAPA: WILL DIE FOR HIS FLOCK
MAMA: HIS FLOCK WILL DIE
PAPA: eku tatakut keng leon keng tigre
MAMA: pulis??!! haaaaaaaaaay itago nyo ko DALIIIIIIII !!
PAPA: WE MUST FORGIVE OUR ENEMIES AND LOVE THEM
MAMA: MGA GAGOOOO MGA BOBOOOO AT TARANTADOOOO SILA!!!
PAPA: LOVE YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER
MAMA: kung adik adik ang tatay ninyo kumuha kayo ng dos por dos
at hambalusin ninyo ang tatay ninyo pag hindi nadala yan!!!
soriano- hindi ba dapat ipagdasal natin siya ayon sa